Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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