Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
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