what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
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as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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