i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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