he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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