Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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