I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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