So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
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Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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