I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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