Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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