SEEEEXXX PLEASE
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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