Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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