North Korea, Best Korea!
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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