This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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