You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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