Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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