Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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