Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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