yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
How drunk are you?
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