Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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