people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
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I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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