There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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