she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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Actions speak louder than pants.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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