Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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