just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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