Joe is yelling at the trees again.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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