They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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