Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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