is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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