is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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