I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
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He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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