is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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