summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
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Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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