This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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