i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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