At least make sure they are 18
Why
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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