if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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