Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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