hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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