She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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