38 yer olds are good kisserssss
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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