Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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