so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I haven't been this sober since birth.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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