Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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