A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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