I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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