On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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