how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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