whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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