We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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Bring me that man meat
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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